securelyinsecure:

poplockandpantydropit:

Adventure time be knowing

Well, damn

(Source: sandandglass, via annethecatdetective)

daftlypunk:

do not flirt with women when they are at work

do not take advantage of women who are in situations where they cannot say no or be blunt

(via amandalemora-lulh)

phosphorescentt:

gillianandersons:

do you ever realize that there was a moment when your mom or dad put you down as a baby and never picked you up again

I told my mom about this and she walked over and picked me up I am a 22 year old adult woman

(Source: mulders, via tyleroakley)

onlylolgifs:

Monkey Trolls Tigers

(Source: onlylolgifs, via i-am-lord-vile)

tyleroakley:

wearing these during sex

tyleroakley:

wearing these during sex

(Source: theclearlydope)

loltias:

Seeing people the same age as you doing awesome things with their lifeimage

(via i-am-lord-vile)

College be like

ntbx:

Housing: $2,980
Meal plan: $1,457
Books: $1,429
Enrollment: $983
Air: $3,274
Grass: $4,284
Sidewalk: $5,284
The sun: $3,381

(via i-am-lord-vile)