lampsandtoasters:

kapooyah:

bellabracha:

what even IS american culture

it’s just a big ball of different cultures with no set value 

i don’t get it

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this might just be the most accurate discription of america ever

(Source: cockedtail, via g33bpantaloons)

brie3po:

janebuzjane:

thoughtkiller:

clavid:

eloquentvibes:

clavid:

on the bright side i am not addicted to crack cocaine

On the downside I’m too poor to afford one.

one crack cocaine

hello drug dealer yes i would like to purchase one crack cocaine please

debit or credit

I actually have a gift card

(via tyleroakley)

code1ne:

It’s really cute when people forget your existence until they need something

(Source: dechirement, via ifonlyiweresochic)

pruderanch:

200% sure that all of my friend have secret meetings where they just talk about how annoying I am

(Source: religiousmom, via tyleroakley)

yourinnerdemons:

white-icing:

raise your hand if you have so many ideas that you’re not talented enough for

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(via amandalemora-lulh)

loki0fsassgard:

stephaniealive:

alecats:

books are just dead tattoed trees

That’s metal as fuck

Wow I like the way their corpses smell

(Source: enerds, via amandalemora-lulh)

(Source: rrben29, via amandalemora-lulh)

bewilden:

fileformat:

how are these people not dead

Oh he can eat plastic bags and the other lady can eat drywall, but if I want to enjoy some fucking cookie dough I’ll get salmonella and die

bewilden:

fileformat:

how are these people not dead

Oh he can eat plastic bags and the other lady can eat drywall, but if I want to enjoy some fucking cookie dough I’ll get salmonella and die

(via ifonlyiweresochic)

mainframe110:

The new Guardians of the Galaxy trailer looks spectacular

mainframe110:

The new Guardians of the Galaxy trailer looks spectacular

(via sarafollo)